1-1/2 oz WÓDKA Vodka
3 oz Tomato Juice
1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
A few drops of Tabasco®
1/2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
Celery? Lemon Wedge? A miniature burger?

Steps:

Coat the rim of a highball glass with lemon juice and dip it into a mixture of pepper, salt, and celery salt. Add WÓDKA, tomato, and lemon juice into glass, and stir well. Add spices, Tabasco, Worcestershire, and ice, stir it some more. Garnish with whatever ridiculous food item you’re craving right now.