Wódka Is An Honest Vodka,
So Try Not To Lie Here

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HONEST VODKA. HONEST PRICE.

2 oz WÓDKA Vodka
3/4 oz Dry Vermouth
Lemon Twist or Olives

Steps

Make a “shaken not stirred” joke to anyone within earshot. When they don’t laugh, pour the ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Get to work. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon twist or speared olives.